The Hobbit Song
By Stormyday
(Sung to "The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers)

The wonderful thing about hobbits
Is hobbits are wonderful things
Their feets are made out of rubber
Their curls are made out of springs
They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy
Fun fun fun fun FUN!
And the most wonderful thing about hobbits
Is we've the bestest one!

The wonderful thing about hobbits
Is hobbits are wonderful chaps
They're loaded with vim and with vigor
They love to leap in your laps
They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy pouncy
Fun fun fun fun FUN!
But the most wonderful thing about hobbits
Is we've the bestest one.

Hobbits are wonderful fellahs.
Hobbits are awfully sweet.
Everyone elses is jealous,
And that's why I repeat...

The wonderful thing about hobbits
Is hobbits are wonderful things
Their feets are made out of rubber
Their curls are made out of springs
They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncey
Fun fun fun fun FUN!
And the most wonderful thing about hobbits
Is we've the bestest one!